kristian

A guy who has an animal instinct. this is when the human forgets all morals and becomes like a rapist towards the female gender.

girl: that Kristian guy last night had animal instinct with me!

by strobelight March 5, 2020

kristian

a wigger who wont admit it.
who is attracted to sluts (maria)
and white girls (vici)

mary: are you white yet?
kristian: wtf yo im ghetto all da way to da hood nikka.

lmao.
we love you kristian =D

by Vici & Mary January 2, 2008

kristian

an aneroxic whore who can also be bulimic at times

oh look kristian's throwing up again but hasn't eaten anything today whooooaa.

by Dorkkie77 February 29, 2008

kristian

a little prick who plays tooo much starcraft.

aka, no life.

his bestfriend is named irene tooo !

she's cooool

friend: what are you doing ?
kristian: playing starcraft !
5 hours later
friend: let's go to the malll !
kristian: no im playing starcraft .

by someone ! March 31, 2010

kristian

A girl that will always be there for you no matter what and is perfect for telling things too . You could tell her anything and get great advice back. She's the most prettiest girl ever.if you have her trust then you should keep it cus once you let her go it's gonna be hard for her to see why she ever loved you before . She's caring loveable and takes a very long time to make her explode. She's very intelligent

I can't believe kristians my bestfriend

by Princess.xx.145 January 7, 2018

kristiane

Kristiane is a Slovenia gay which means eating drek. She eats Jozicas and Zigas ugly drek. She is the most ugly person on earth and she smells like fish pussy.

She eats so much drek that Majdic and Kristiane are together.

by Domen Majdic November 8, 2013

kristian

a really annoying skinny kid who always spams in group chats

Dude thats kid is such a kristian

by kristian is weird August 20, 2020