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The at most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Wanted by others she is committed to only one. She is a religious girl who puts God before everything. Her smile is contagious and brings joy where ever she goes. Feel lucky if you meet her because she will change your life and make it 500000 times better. K bai
She so kresta
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Kerptastic 

Indicating that you are the best or unbeatable, mostly used after someone has been "Kerped" (read definition for Kerp)
That guy is Kerptastic!! xD
Kerptastic by ZackKerp April 1, 2009

kretarded 

the description of any idea one finds especially stupid. it helps if the idea in question either is conveyed through alliteration of or involves the letter 'k'
Person 1: Look at the 'K' on my glasses! It stands for Kool!
Person 2: That's kretarded.
kretarded by MrrrrH December 15, 2009
“Krept” meaning mouth in England slang
Shut your Krept

You gotta big Krept
Krept by YoungerAsmold December 14, 2018

Kryptakronalite 

The newest and strongest of weeds that your seller has as referred to by Katt Williams.
-This shit right here nigga?! This shit here is Kryptakronalite!!
The semi-evil younger brother of Neptune, Lord of the Sea. He is much less well known in ancient folklore, but is known to have spoken with a pronounced lisp. While the symbol of Neptune is the three pronged trident, Kreptune was bestowed with the lesser two pronged bident, a smaller version of which is now used to skewer olives for cocktails and the like. Kreptune is the nerd of Roman Mythology, never quite keeping up with the rest socially.
Bob: Who is your favorite Roman God?
Berta: Kreptune all the way. He has the bident.
Kreptune by ljrosse August 30, 2010