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When you pass out drunk and urinate on your girlfried in your sleep and don't realize it.
My girl is pissed. She hates taking a shower and changing the sheets in the middle of the night after I Kozma.
Kozma by The Black Hussar March 21, 2009
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Most interesting and good looking man in the world. Kozma's teach horses to read their email for them. Police often question them, just because they find them interesting. Their charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it. Every time they go for a swim, dolphins appear. They're reputation is expanding, faster then the universe. They're parents were named after them. They are always on time... Yet somehow arrive fashionably late. Women say a Kozma's hand feels like rich, brown swede. They are lovers, Not a fighters, but they're also a fighters, so don't get any ideas
1.That man must be a Kozma, he is the life of parties he has never attended.

2. Wow that must be a Kozma that just walked in, his blood smells like cologne.

3. He is such a Kozma, if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

4.Only Kozma's are so brave that sharks have a week dedicated to them.
Kozma by sexygirlsoftheworld November 17, 2011
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Kozma kozmatic komal Korman Komahina KoMa komanyoko Kezma kizma komaeda
1. The anti-wingman, the one who fucks it all up right when you're about to score.
2. The guy nobody wants to see at parties but keeps getting invited anyway.
Damn, everyone keeps telling Barry to keep that pest Komarov at home but that never stops him.
Komarov by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 29, 2021
Satan child who blew up a hotel lobby and stole his friends shoes
Dammit komaeda
komaeda by LiterallySatan May 4, 2016
A person that holds benevolent magnitude shown through acts of greatness over of his/her entire life, this glory is handed down through birth and thus name is then passed over.
Low-Life Peasant: Did you see Kolmac walk pass?
Inferior Lifeform: I am only a mere mortal, I cannot applaud his glory.
Kolmac by a lowly plebeian February 10, 2020
A microwaved piece of soap with marshmallow hair
Literally everyone in SDR2: Komaeda it’s time to s t o p
Komaeda by smut_apprentice June 12, 2018

Nagito Komaeda 

A godlike being of infinite intelligence born with the powers to disgust everyone around them. Affiliated with sans undertale.
Oh my god..... It's a Nagito Komaeda..... RUN!
Nagito Komaeda by ThatsAdorable November 3, 2018
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