Most interesting and good looking man in the world. Kozma's teach horses to read their email for them. Police often question them, just because they find them interesting. Their charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it. Every time they go for a swim, dolphins appear. They're reputation is expanding, faster then the universe. They're parents were named after them. They are always on time... Yet somehow arrive fashionably late. Women say a Kozma's hand feels like rich, brown swede. They are lovers, Not a fighters, but they're also a fighters, so don't get any ideas

When you pass out drunk and urinate on your girlfried in your sleep and don't realize it.