A man, usually chunky who is an expert at assassinations, and randomly yelling Kolpy! He also works with his partner, Stogle.
Man1:Yo man, did you here about Kolpy and Stogle on the news today, they killed about 289 scene kids!
Man2: Good for them!
Man2: Good for them!
by Dirty Rick November 29, 2010
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Kolya is a very handsome trustworthy and nice man you can always trust him to keep a secret whatever you tell him and be 100% sure he will not tell a living soul.
All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.
All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.
All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.
All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.
Girl 1:Oh my god I’m going out with Kolya
Girl 2:WHAT!i wanted to go out with Kolya
Girl1:you snooze you loosen
Girl 2:WHAT!i wanted to go out with Kolya
Girl1:you snooze you loosen
by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 13, 2019
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The koltypin waddled up to me.
by XXXTENTACI0N January 10, 2017
Get the Koltypin mug.A Koltypin, also known as a Koltypenguin, is a rare species of teacher that lives in the depths of AITE. Often found waddling the hallways shouting at innocent students to get to class. A Koltypin is a fascinating creature, when it feels threatened it shouts "Come on guys it's June, SHAPE UP!" When it is communicating with other civilization it bangs on the closest desk screaming "DIRECT OBJECT!"
A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
Oh shit, a wild Koltypin has appeared!
I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
by DirectObject June 7, 2016
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by Kloty May 4, 2022
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