Knazed 

To become so intoxicated that one injures their head on a strange object and does not notice until the next morning. Usually the person Knazed is blacked out at the time and may speak in grunts.

Knazed victim: "What happened last night and why do I have dried blood on my head?"
Friend: "You fell down the stairs you were sitting"
Knazed victim: "Shit I got Knazed then eh"

Knazed by Mr. T Knaze April 22, 2011

knaved 

Dedicated to the service of as would a knave

It is Christ who came that they may have life knaved.

knaved by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009

Knaked 

When you're so fucking knackered that even saying the word is too much effort.

Sometimes misspent as 'Naiked'

Mate 1: Yo man how was that skatty jungle rave last night?
Mate 2: Was sick man, i'm knaked as fuck though.

Knaked by PrangyDino January 12, 2017

Kazed 

Like when they ignore you and play with a random or act like they can’t hear you.

I wanted to play call of duty with y’all and y’all kazed me

Kazed by Numpty Dumpty January 4, 2022

Kazed this up 

A term from the Disney sitcom Mighty Med used to describe a situation in which a person makes a mistake Kaz would.

Person 1: "This is terrible! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Man, you really Kazed this up, huh?"

Kazed this up by The Globglogabagalab September 22, 2022

Knaked 

Being without a knife on one's person when a knife is needed. A portmanteau of Knife and Naked.

I had gotten out of the shower and was dressing a wound, and needed to cut some tape. I found myself not only naked, but knaked without a knife; so I used a magnet to attach a knife to the underside of the table so I would not be knifelessly knaked in that location again.

Knaked by KnifeKnut October 16, 2024