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The lizard king of elephants in fugi. Eats tassles and polyester. Ran for pope in 1978 and attemped to bend a brick. Married to Florence the toenail and has 3 kids, Agnes, Albert, and Fregley. Works as a cattail inspector and his house is made out of jello. He is also a male hooker. He likes to ride his wife to Walmart to get condoms every Tuesday.
by smooshywooshey August 23, 2010
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