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Kisswap is when two people are kissing and one person swaps something usually a gum or a toothpick into the other persons mouth
Jake: Hey did you hear about Rebecca and David?
Chad: No what happened?
Jake: David kisswapped a toothpick into Rebecca's mouth and Rebecca accidentally swallowed it. She's in the hospital.
Kisswap by Kinkinkitten July 19, 2014
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kissapointed 

The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.
After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.
kissapointed by von groovy August 8, 2017
The process of switching your armor and weapons very, very slowly
Hold on dont start the encounter let me kipswap my gear.
When two people share a hug and try to kiss each other on the cheek, but they both go for the same side and end up kissing on the lips.
There was a major kisshap at Ted Kennedy's funeral, when Vicky Kennedy went in for the wrong cheek and nearly kissed Michelle Obama on the lips.
kisshap by MPDubbs August 29, 2009

Hashem Kisswani 

Im sorry but there is no defenition for this guy he is an amazing guy thats hard to find, but luckily i found him, hes adorable and i dont think that i ever want to leave him therefore i know hes one in a million. Hes hotter than your mom and dad, and hes cooler than your entire family, i love him to death and id die for this guy. Try Defining him? Its impossible.
Hashem Kisswani is Beyond Perfect.

kissnapped 

To kiss your way into kidnapping someone. (Or vice versa, to kiss your way into getting kidnapped.)
Person 1: What happened to Akayla?
Person 2: Oh, Alyssa kissnapped her at the picnic.
kissnapped by kaiisoxo October 8, 2022

kissappointing 

A kiss so disappointing that a 'dead fish lips kiss' would have been better.
After building up tension, all hopes for a great kiss were blown away with the wind as if one or both of them didn't even have lips. It was very kissappointing.
kissappointing by Monochromaticform December 3, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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