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kissapointed 

The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.
After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.
kissapointed by von groovy August 8, 2017
The process of switching your armor and weapons very, very slowly
Hold on dont start the encounter let me kipswap my gear.
When two people share a hug and try to kiss each other on the cheek, but they both go for the same side and end up kissing on the lips.
There was a major kisshap at Ted Kennedy's funeral, when Vicky Kennedy went in for the wrong cheek and nearly kissed Michelle Obama on the lips.
kisshap by MPDubbs August 29, 2009

Hashem Kisswani 

Im sorry but there is no defenition for this guy he is an amazing guy thats hard to find, but luckily i found him, hes adorable and i dont think that i ever want to leave him therefore i know hes one in a million. Hes hotter than your mom and dad, and hes cooler than your entire family, i love him to death and id die for this guy. Try Defining him? Its impossible.
Hashem Kisswani is Beyond Perfect.

kissnapped 

To kiss your way into kidnapping someone. (Or vice versa, to kiss your way into getting kidnapped.)
Person 1: What happened to Akayla?
Person 2: Oh, Alyssa kissnapped her at the picnic.
kissnapped by kaiisoxo October 8, 2022

kissappointing 

A kiss so disappointing that a 'dead fish lips kiss' would have been better.
After building up tension, all hopes for a great kiss were blown away with the wind as if one or both of them didn't even have lips. It was very kissappointing.
kissappointing by Monochromaticform December 3, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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