King of No Pants

A declaritive statement for when a person is not wearing pants. Person can or cannot be drunk, but typically, they are drunk. Can also be Queen of No Pants if one is a female.
Chris proclaimed himself as the King of No Pants, while drunk on Bacardi 151 with his pants off.
by Kouryou November 22, 2004
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King Hot Pants

A Stud -- see also Jordan Gab
Look at King Hot Pants!!!
by danimals March 10, 2004
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