King of No Pants

A declaritive statement for when a person is not wearing pants. Person can or cannot be drunk, but typically, they are drunk. Can also be Queen of No Pants if one is a female.

Chris proclaimed himself as the King of No Pants, while drunk on Bacardi 151 with his pants off.

by Kouryou November 22, 2004

King Hot Pants

A Stud -- see also Jordan Gab

Look at King Hot Pants!!!

by danimals March 09, 2004