i'm going to kill myself

Ok

Suicidal person: "I'm going to kill myself"
Person: "ok"

by Dr.Bleachchugger February 12, 2018

i wanna kill myself

don't. please. don't.

you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:

person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023

i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

i want to kill myself

a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry

person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry

by icythesimp February 21, 2023

I'm gonna kill myself

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.

"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"

by shouldijumpoffthebuildingyes September 9, 2021

i want to kill myself

A common phrase used among teenagers to express a minor inconvenience.

teen1 "The train is late"

teen2 "I want to kill myself"

by bigPP69420 April 17, 2019

im gonna kill myself

something u say when something embarrassing happens

oh shit he saw me jerking off, im gonna kill myself

by eunicrn March 23, 2022