One male of heterosexual persuasion ejaculates his seed upon an unsuspecting male who is also of heterosexual persuasion. This typically occurs to the unsuspecting male (Kiepee) while he is asleep by the ejaculating male (Kieper). Although in rare circumstances the Kieper is creative enough to ejaculate his seed upon the still unsuspecting Kiepee while both parties are awake.

Chandler: "Brad, I am going to Kiep all over your girl catcher while you sleep if you don't give me a bite of your corndog"
Brad: "Please don't Kiep on my face"

or

Adam: "Why is your hair all clumpy and white Chris?"
Chris: "I think Jon Kiepped on me last night while I was asleep"

Kiep by Trojanna August 10, 2012

Related Words

Kiep • Kiepie07 • Kieppie • Ricky Kiepura

Ricky Kiepura

The most perfect guy you will ever meet. He makes you smile without even trying and will make you the happiest girl in the world. He is sweet, caring, funny, and has a soft romantic side. His heart falls for one girl and the girl will love him right back till the day they die. His heart is the biggest, and filled with love. You will never meet a guy like him. He will warm your heart, just like he stole mine. If you are lucky enough to meet a Ricky Kiepura, you are one of the luckiest people on the planet. Never let him go, because he is a person you will want to be with, just like how me (emily) and ricky feel even at a long 733mile distance.

ricky Kiepura love perfect

Ricky Kiepura by sparkle_eyes December 7, 2012

Kieppie

Kieppie: of South African origin, most likely from Alberton.
The act of aggressively dragging one’s middle finger knuckle up and down someone’s sternum and middle of the chest.
Mostly performed by abusive step dads

Brah, my fuckin stepdad Kieppied me yesterday… Smh I’m going to kieppie his chest so hard after he tires himself out from beating my mom

Kieppie by Nah dawg July 31, 2021

Kiepie07

The biggest donut dropper in history

“OMG we are gonna lose, Kiepie07 is on our team”

Kiepie07 by I zVortex I April 16, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026