Kiaface

Having facial features that produce a mouth shaped like the grill of late model Korean-built Kia automobiles (most models starting in 2010/2011 have this grill).

Symptoms of this disorder are usually visible when smiling, which produces a (facial) grill where the center upper lip and center lower lip are closer to each other than on either side of the face. This matches the (automotive) grill of late model Kias, and also makes it easy for those with the disorder to perform oral sex on two males simultaneously.

This is not to be confused with "chiaface", which is a disorder that causes a green beard to grow when the face gets wet.

Shut the f*** up, kiaface, nobody gives a crap about your hip hop hampsters or anything else your daddy bought you.

by off a cough July 7, 2011

Kafaced

When you lose to a really good player in an online video game

Damn we got Kafaced by this team

by fensyes January 24, 2021

facebook kidfacer

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.

How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."

by icehause August 23, 2011

kidfacer

The use of your child's photo on a web-site profile page instead of your own. This mainly occurs because the individual will not use his/her own photo because they are too fat or too ugly. They say it's "cute."

"How does Jimmy look on his profile page?"
"I don't know, he's got a picture of his kid up."
"Oh, I can't stand these kidfacers."

by icehause August 23, 2011

Got Kafaced

Get Kafaced means you got aced in an online video game without any difficulty from the enemy

Did you see how shroud got kafacedkafaced the enemy team?

by fensyes January 25, 2021