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Keratosis Pilaris

A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.
Keratosis Pilaris
by theycallmeredhead August 18, 2011
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Keratosis Pilaris

Keratosis Pilaris is a skin disorder in which makes your skin appear with a bunch of red dots in maybe face, arms, and mostly legs. People with KP are usually very ashamed of it, because well, we all want those smooth summer legs. Though they’re some people who do not give a fuck about it 🤷🏼 ♀️. Keratosis Pilaris is not curable, but is treatable there are many; lotions, creams body scrubs etc for it but its best recommended to ask your doctor about it and they will recite you the best type of treatment to use. For all people who have it, remember you are not alone and though it may seem nobody else has it, KP is very common! Dont be ashamed...
Person 1 : What are those red dots on yo legs?
Person 2 : Its called Keratosis Pilaris, a skin disorder.
by Alyiah Jones June 13, 2019
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kurtosis

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008
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Kratosism

Kratosism is a speciesist and awtokist ideology that advocates full persecution on gods, divine mythicals and anyone who claim, think and feel they are gods or divine mythicals. The term came from Kratos, protagonist of God of War franchise. The term is also used to refer to a form of Kraterocracy where everyone must be extermined, mainly focusing on exterminate gods and divine mythicals.
"There are so many more videogames and movies that represents kratosism, not just God of War Franchise."

"One of the reasons we have mythicalism politics and bioequalism is because of kratosism."
by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020
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Teratosis Osmoses

An unexplained and Holy moment where the form of a higher entity was or is in control.
Woah, her cancer is gone? That's teratosis osmoses.
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses
by The Real Chosen Ones December 20, 2021
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ketosis

In the Atkins Diet: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out. Otherwise: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out - caused by the Atkins Diet.
Thank God for ketosis, or I would never have lost that comfy cushion on my butt! I LOVE the loose, saggy skin around my stomach and breasts, and I don't miss looking normal and healthy AT ALL!
by tulipsandmusic June 18, 2008
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Ketosis

Also known as fagballs, this character is useless and cannot follow simple instructions involving blockbuster.
Don't go pulling a Ketosis
by Zwyant March 14, 2008
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