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Kenny Powers, the man with an arm like a fucking cannon, mind like a scientist, and a cock like a burmese python.
by J-rock04071 April 05, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.
Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.
by Floydtibbs April 27, 2009
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Kenny Powers is when a man pulls out during intercourse, ejaculates in his hand, and throws the ejaculate at the woman's face with great speed. Much like the pitching of Kenny Powers
Dude, last night I totally Kenny Powers'ed that chick.
by Ginger1990 April 11, 2012
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