Keint 

'Keint' is a noun. It is a variation of the word 'cunt'. Other such spellings include: kunt, kant. The 'c' has been replaced with a 'k' to emphasise the 'k' sound.
Keint is an insult directly spoken by a Lad

Its pronounced how its spelt.

What keint!!
ill fuckin' shank ya in the neck keint!
Jeff bailed on us man. Fucking hell, what a keint!

Keint by Ruthless killa December 15, 2008

Keint 

a keen cunt. Term of endearment used in Australia. Derogatory term everywhere else in the word.

Oh man, you won beer pong again? You're such a keint

Keint by keenerKunt January 1, 2012

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round

She has a khaleesi Keister

Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

keintz

A keintz is a creature indigenous to the Northwestern United States. Due to its reclusive and hermit-like existence, it is often compared to Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman. Also like the aforementioned creatures, a keintz lives in deep, dark caves. It likes breakfast but has a fear of pancakes, though it finds syrup tolerable. It also has an aversion to whales, but goldfish can often be found in close proximity.

A keintz can also be characterized by its ability to get by with questionable actions in the animal kingdom, though most animals ignore it due to its isolated nature. However animals living near the North and South phols also find a keintz disagreeable.

A Keintz can be moody, intolerable, volatile creatures with fast changing personalities who have been known to take out their anger immaturely and on those weaker then them.

Noun: "Dude, is that a keintz going through the trash?"

Verb: "Dude, we just keintzed that cop!"

keintz by tommybandwhalesand olpete October 3, 2011

Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Keith Richards 

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.

Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

Keith Richards by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021