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Keeliating

a sexual practice in which a person sucks semen out of another person's vagina or anus, with or without a straw, after a vaginal creampie or an anal creampie. The semen is fresh (although may be brown as it can be contaminated with faeces) and usually it is the man doing the sucking, though this is not always the case. It can then be passed to another person during the act of kissing and then swallowed.
i have always wanted to experience keeliating, patrica says it's really orgasmic!
Keeliating by CameronR May 8, 2006
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kegelbating

Masturbating by repeatedly flexing the kegel muscle.
Ew, there's some girl kegelbating in the corner!
kegelbating by cakeoverpie September 19, 2016
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