Karli Smith 

Noun, 1. An atheist who takes lip off of nobody, will tell you exactly what she thinks, and has no problem hurting your feelings. Though she seems to be a hardass, she's really not that mean, and if you are her friend, you are lucky, because she'll be there for you through thick and thin. Be warned, if you start something, she'll bitchslap the drama right out of you. Once you lose her trust, you will never totally regain it, and she does believe in second chances, but only on extremely special occasions. If you screw her over, she will rock your entire world, and shake the foundations of your life, because she is just that awesome. She is faithful to any man she may be with, and would never do something so low as to cheat. She is generally quiet, but will fight for herself and others if need be.

Is that God!?

No, that's just Karli Smith. She bears a very strong resemblance.

Karli Smith by MoHamstaz August 3, 2011

Kari Smith 

A very beautiful girl that will always get the guys

Is that Kari Smith?
Yes she’s so beautiful

Kari Smith by Handybookers November 27, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012