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Term beginning in early 2023 referring to the epic moves of two married individuals in bad relationships who say fuck it and make a new life of their own together. Often not socially acceptable but outlandish happiness quickly ensues once said individuals decide to make their moves.
Damn bro you're not going to believe this shit, I just KarDusted by my ol' lady and a damn bullhauler.
KarDusted by Dosenmimoas23 September 18, 2023
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Kardashed 

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something
Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.

Karstedt 

It's the last name of Mat, crazy german last name that no one can pronounce but yet everyone seems to like it. If you don't like it, you can go screw yourself.
you're so awesome Karstedt!
Karstedt by MLK1212 April 21, 2009
Noun (past tense) To be crazy busted, (cr)usted, krusted.To be caught by bouncers, cops or renta-cops doing something that you shouldn't be doing. In a situation where you can potentially be crusted it is always wise to have a friend illch for you.
Bouncer: You, come with me.
Krustee: Damn. Krusted. How come you didn't say ilch?
Friend: Didn't see him. Later man.
krusted by ReeceKC November 20, 2007

Kardashed expectations 

When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.
Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?

Kardashed expectations 

Disappointment when the real world of 2020 does not keep up with the Kardashians.
Would like, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall ever, like, accept being canceled? It was rigged, fraudulent, they weren't leaving, and someone was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations.

kardosed 

Getting told we will see , with no really big point of seeing the future result.

Can be filed as a filler to end a subject in a conversation.
OMG he told me "we will see" , I just got kardosed.
kardosed by nicthegarden April 30, 2024