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Term beginning in early 2023 referring to the epic moves of two married individuals in bad relationships who say fuck it and make a new life of their own together. Often not socially acceptable but outlandish happiness quickly ensues once said individuals decide to make their moves.
Damn bro you're not going to believe this shit, I just KarDusted by my ol' lady and a damn bullhauler.
KarDusted by Dosenmimoas23 September 18, 2023
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Kardashed 

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something
Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.
Kardashed by Happy Girly of course! November 2, 2011

Karstedt 

It's the last name of Mat, crazy german last name that no one can pronounce but yet everyone seems to like it. If you don't like it, you can go screw yourself.
you're so awesome Karstedt!
Karstedt by MLK1212 April 21, 2009
Noun (past tense) To be crazy busted, (cr)usted, krusted.To be caught by bouncers, cops or renta-cops doing something that you shouldn't be doing. In a situation where you can potentially be crusted it is always wise to have a friend illch for you.
Bouncer: You, come with me.
Krustee: Damn. Krusted. How come you didn't say ilch?
Friend: Didn't see him. Later man.
krusted by ReeceKC November 20, 2007

Kardashed expectations 

When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.
Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?

Kardashed expectations 

Disappointment when the real world of 2020 does not keep up with the Kardashians.
Would like, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall ever, like, accept being canceled? It was rigged, fraudulent, they weren't leaving, and someone was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations.

kardosed 

Getting told we will see , with no really big point of seeing the future result.

Can be filed as a filler to end a subject in a conversation.
OMG he told me "we will see" , I just got kardosed.
kardosed by nicthegarden April 30, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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