Kalustian

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The best math teacher in the world. Usually likes lobsters. Has a squat-bean-filled-body. In a good way. The BEST way possible. Oblivious to jerking boys throwing pens. Although a pretty good jerker himslef. Also pretty good at the electric slide and the best Yoda impression on the PLANET of PLUTO. A part-time Volleyball coach with some juuuunk in da trruuuuhhhhnk!!

Kensi: Wow. That is one beastin' man!!!!!!!!!
Colin: Oh. You mean that Kalustian?!

Kensi: Omg, THAT'S a TOTAL Kalustian right there!
Colin: Daaayyyyuuuummmm. He is fiiiiiiine!!!!!!!!

Kalustian by SaraBellaPonyz February 7, 2010

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Kautiana

She’s the hottest girl you’ll ever find. She’ll always be there for you no matter what. She has a great body. Anywhere she goes, guys will be following. She may be a bit wild and crazy, but that’s her best character trait. Also, she has gorgeous hair.

Ooh, that Kautiana looks hot!!!

Kautiana by Toulouse Birdy April 8, 2020

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Klausian

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).

*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*

Klausian by SauerKraut April 9, 2004

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salustiano

The favourite person in the group, always up for a good time and will never say no to a drink

Aw come on man just have a couple brews, be a Salustiano

salustiano by Dodgy Dan The Man November 11, 2021

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Kalushkanoff

A toddlers fart.

That little baby just let off a kalushkanoff

Kalushkanoff by Febe Waterbottoms January 11, 2011

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Kaustin

A combination of the names Katrina and Austin.

I totally ship Kaustin

Kaustin by emma klondiken March 31, 2019

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Kaistian

A take on christianity where instead of jesus you believe in its kaisus that one sexy in the amino server

Oh I'm a kaistian

Kaistian by Okay123469okay July 13, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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