Kalustian

The best math teacher in the world. Usually likes lobsters. Has a squat-bean-filled-body. In a good way. The BEST way possible. Oblivious to jerking boys throwing pens. Although a pretty good jerker himslef. Also pretty good at the electric slide and the best Yoda impression on the PLANET of PLUTO. A part-time Volleyball coach with some juuuunk in da trruuuuhhhhnk!!

Kensi: Wow. That is one beastin' man!!!!!!!!!
Colin: Oh. You mean that Kalustian?!

Kensi: Omg, THAT'S a TOTAL Kalustian right there!
Colin: Daaayyyyuuuummmm. He is fiiiiiiine!!!!!!!!

Kalustian by SaraBellaPonyz February 7, 2010

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Kautiana

She’s the hottest girl you’ll ever find. She’ll always be there for you no matter what. She has a great body. Anywhere she goes, guys will be following. She may be a bit wild and crazy, but that’s her best character trait. Also, she has gorgeous hair.

Ooh, that Kautiana looks hot!!!

Kautiana by Toulouse Birdy April 8, 2020

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Klausian

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).

*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*

Klausian by SauerKraut April 9, 2004