Kaleib 

Also known as Kale, Cabbage, or Cab.
An awesome kid who laughs at all your jokes and is equally, if not more, funny. His smiles make everyone happy. He has beautiful hair and a magical face that radiates a heavenly light, momentarily blinding you because it is so beautiful. Everyone undresses him with their eyes when he walks by, even the men.

Dude, I'm straight, but that Kaleib has really got it goin' on!

Kaleib by MillieLikesStuff December 9, 2009

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

Kaleb ass shit by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.

JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.

kaleidowank by howlingmadwilger May 18, 2014

Kaleia 

An exotic island beauty and the quirkiest individual you will ever meet.

Kaleia is a wonderful person.

Kaleia by Kaleiascope May 14, 2011

Kaleb

Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

Kaleb - Female - Attributes:
Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.

"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"

Kaleb by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019

Kalei 

You are a nice friendly person that is adored by many. You are trustworthy however people sometimes feel that you are hiding something from them. You know how to make people laugh. You are beautiful but you don't realize it yet, which is something you may discover in the future. You understand people and like to help others however sometimes you make people think that you aren't telling the full story

"I'm stuck in life"
"Get Kalei!"

Kalei by jumpymugglyone123 August 26, 2011

Kaleigh 

Usually a girl who has been through a lot. Sweet to most people, but if she doesn't like you, she DOES NOT like you. She's typically on the short side, and is someone you can always come to with a problem.

I'm glad I have a Kaleigh in my life

Kaleigh by Wasabi Witch August 18, 2013