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Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.
Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020
Related Words
Kajat karate kaja kajal karate kid Karate Chop Kanata kadath karat kajan

Kabatchi 

A term coined by Indie rock band, Deer, Daniel, that is used when everything is good and right. Most effective when spoken in a surfer/ninja turtle voice, but not necessarily crucial. KABATCHI!
all my friends are in the same room and none of them are fighting like little pricks. Kabatchi!
Kabatchi by applejax May 11, 2012

Karate Mom 

A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!

Yeah, she's a karate mom!
She's beautiful and sweet.
She's such a gorgeous person by heart.
She is truly a rare mix of beauty with brain. She is once in lifetime kind girl.
Kajal is intelligent and pretty.
Kajal by Arbaj May 12, 2019

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

No Karate In The Pit 

When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face
everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)

Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)

Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit