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To shit-the-bed, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. To see the winning line, and to not only stop running, but turn and go the other way. To shoot yourself in the foot.
"Did the fund raising go through?"

"No they Kaibo'd it, blew it up at the last minute"
Kaibo by GrubHustler October 4, 2022
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using a dick or dildo and pushing it through multiple women's boobs kabobbing them
Friend: wow I got my first boobjob i'm so proud

Me: well I just kaboobed your mom and sister last night

Friend: I don't have a sister...
Kaboob by skech-a-doodle August 8, 2019
A word used to describe a pivotal moment of success. Also means awesome, cool, epic.

Definition #1
A word used to describe a breakthrough moment of success.

Definition #2
A loud exclamation of triumph.

Definition #3
The name of a popular cartoon character.
Kaboomski — it’s a boy!
I just won the lottery — Kaboomski!
Kaboomski, now I can go on vacation.

“Kaboomski”, it’s not as universal as the word “fuck” but it’s less vulgar and more euphoric. What the Kaboomski? You be the judge.
Kaboomski by Kaboomski May 8, 2017

Atlantic Shish-kabob 

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.
Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

afghan kabob 

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...
These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut
afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

Douche-kabob 

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
Douche-kabob by Friskycummings March 11, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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