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Kacuzy

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A person extremely full of himself that has a tendency to be a douche bag but still gets gear due to his passive dick sucking racials, while ignoring his children since he's too busy gloating over people on a video game.
Person 1: The guild leader gave that ass another piece of loot instead of passing it around. Why does he do that?

Person 2: Oh, thats because he is Kacuzy.
Kacuzy by Defias Messager November 16, 2010
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National Ted Kaczynski Day 

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March 23rd is the national Ted Kaczynski day. March (the third month) is for the three victims that got trolled. It’s reasoning for being on the 23rd day of March is for the 23 victims that got slightly trolled
Josh: Yo it’s national Ted Kaczynski day!!
Chad: Based.
National Ted Kaczynski Day by konkani November 8, 2021
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Related Words
Kacuzy • Kabuzy • Kaczynker • Kaczynski • Kaczynski's Heel • David Kaczynski • Dirty Kaczynski • Fed Kaczynski • Ted Kaczynski • Text Kaczynski

Ted Kaczynski 

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Man nicked named the unabomber who was responsible for the death of 3 people between 1978 and 1995 who has recently become popular among internet users for his philosophy of modern technologies negative affects on society and the consequences of the industrial revolution.
user: Ted Kaczynski is based
Ted Kaczynski by I love my ego July 11, 2022
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Fed Kaczynski 

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Someone on the internet who asks for too many suspicious items, like pictures of firearms or bomb instructions.
Most likely a federal agent: can someone explain how to make C4 at home?
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski
Fed Kaczynski by Mad Milk7272 December 28, 2022

Text Kaczynski 

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It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.
Text Kaczynski by LordViper June 17, 2021
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Dirty Kaczynski 

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The act of defecating in a small package and mailing it to a person for them to unwillingly smell stank shit.
I am goin to send my friend mike a dirty kaczynski when he goes to spain!
Dirty Kaczynski by Carlos Hunter November 22, 2005
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David Kaczynski 

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He's just as Polish as his brother.
David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.
David Kaczynski by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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