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The art of leaving a chick's face completely covered in jizz. So much so that she can hardly breathe.
Oh man, that girl was so hot I totally K-Faced!

She could barely breathe, he K-Faced her so bad!
K-Face by Walman January 7, 2011
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Kernel K-Face 

A veteran of ketamine.

A person who rivals a dyson when hoovering up powder.

Someone who is similar to an elephant with respect to the kill dose of tranquillisers.
1. "Mother of god... Kernel K-Face is still conscious, that boy is a trooper."

2. "Today... Kernel K-Face was awarded the medal of honour for his bravery in the field of killing brain cells."

Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.
I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.
Facebook A K by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010

F**kface 

When you try to do something nice, productive, or useful, and it ends up fucking you back in a terrible way.
“I tried to be nice and buy my sister some roller blades, but she didn’t want them and the return process F**kfaced me”
F**kface by SexPatrol July 12, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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