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Juicey squirts

The redefined sexual position of 69 in which the person on top deposits diarrhea while the individual on bottom is orally licking the anus, drinking said excrement.
I just got a shitty perspective of life after my girlfriend gave the Juicey Squirts.
by OPENINSANITY June 19, 2017
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juicy squirt

the substance that is secreted from a womans vagina at any given time
can come in many different forms such as:
-sticky
-clear
-wet
-whitish yellow
I Juicy squirted on my foot on the way into the shower!
Person 1: uhoh
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just juicy squirted.
by kalime July 3, 2008
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Juice-Squirter

A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.

Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.

Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:

"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."

A juice-squirter's commentary:

"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Juicy Juicy Squirt

"I'm gonna Juicy Juicy Squirt all over you."
by Trash16 November 2, 2018
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Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF
Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩
by Emma ligma July 20, 2019
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qeef squirt juice

The definiton of qeef squirt juice is when you fart from your vagina and green brown poop comes out to.

You usally get this when eat alot of beans and put hot sauce and ketchup on them.

This could be very dangerous if you get a qeef squirt juice in school. kids will make fun of you -_-
OH MAN ! ; i got smelly qeef squirt juice in my pants;
i shouldnt of had those beans with hot sauce and ketchup on them =\
by cookiefart June 28, 2009
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