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judgemental shoelace 

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat 

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

Judgmental 

People who live their lives as if everyone should think and act the way they themselves do. Judgmental people think on a very shallow level and tend to be unaccepting of people who come from different socioeconomic or cultural backgrounds. Judgmental people also almost never seek to understand others, but instead spend their free time involved in gossip.

You yourself may be judgemental. We all are at some points. But it's good to get in the habit of catching yourself when you make up your mind about someone, especially before trying to see their point of view.
Me: "Hey did you hear Janet is having a kid?"
FH: "Was it a mistake?"
Me: "I don't know."
FH: "She should probably get a good job first before she has a kid."
Me: "Sometimes life doesn't work that way, you judgmental fuckhead."
Judgmental by w35 October 7, 2013

judgementalist 

noun: One who labels others based on limited scope; to criticize without knowledge of what is being criticized.
Judgementalists may think supporters of medical marijuana are a bunch of stoners, but in actuality, they're people who have sympathy for those suffering from a chronic or terminal health problem.
judgementalist by Rrrosa April 19, 2010

judgmental 

A judgmental person is somebody who thinks they know everything about you when they really don't know shit. Judgmental people basically just live in their own little bubble of delusion and have no patience for the superstitious nonsense formally know has "open-mindedness".
Being judged pisses me off way more than anything else. Oh yeah, judgmental...
judgmental by Slayn August 23, 2007

Judgemental 

1.)A way of making ones self feel better, by hurting others. Usually caused by closed mindedness, and a lack of manners.

2.)Feeling the right to judge, and doing so.
Being judgemental will show people how tactless you truely are.
Judgemental by AngelsKisses75 December 28, 2005
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