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to type/say gibberish then post it with some sort of edgy joke.
Guy: iushiudhieaiuhiuh; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa; end my pain
Innocent Bystander 1: Is he ok?
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah, he's just jucuing.
jucuing by igloo the dinocat March 9, 2021
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A woman who has a baby and doesnt know who the father is
Who is Genelles baby daddy?

I dont know she is a jucutan... could be anybody on the island
jucutan by davidfromawesome November 5, 2010

J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) 

A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.

The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.
Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!

The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.

Jucuntee 

a type of spider. Often in the trap and loafting in the tub. Very smart and athletic but if mad can be a real nigger
Jucuntee is a musqin
Jucuntee by abitchnigger July 15, 2019

juculate 

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...
Shan, sit still and quit juculating!
juculate by tim October 31, 2003
the slang way of askin a mate if he hooked up with a chik...(pronounced joo-cup-va), as if to say,did u hook up wif her
''oi cuz i saw u n that hot as chik walk off ay, jucupva?''
jucupva by Tom-Bomb January 29, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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