Jowitt

Jowitt is a slang term for an extremely wealthy young male.

A Jowitt will usually live in gated premises and have butlers/servants with cliche names normalled named after foodstuffs or herbs.

It is rumoured that many Jowitts have their own vault of gold normally located underneath the west wing of one of their mansion towers. They are likely to remark that they swim in said gold vault for fun whilst clad in speedo swimming shorts.

A Jowitt will flout his wealth whenever possible. A common trait well known amongst Jowitts demonstrating this is when a Jowitt has purchased a new car. The Jowitt will casually mention their purchase and then follow up the conversation with several photographs of the car included it's dustcaps and diamond gearstick. A Jowitt will normally want to bling their car up and have a spare sheet for seedy activity they are likely to undertake in the vehicle. Despite showing the car off, they will never offer you a lift in the car.

If you make fun of a Jowitt even once, they will claim that they are always the 'butt of the joke' (abbrieviated to BOTJ) despite the fact they had just set you on fire and covered your gran is peanut butter for "jokes". If you gain revenge by playing the same prank on a Jowitt, they will claim that you are leeching off of their success even if you drew out the blueprints first.

The term Jowitt can be shortened to Jow but on occasion they have be known to be be referred to as as Jow-Jows or even Jow Jow Binks (leading to the abbreviation JJB)

"I'm not hanging around with that Jowitt, he tried recruiting me for his diamond mine"

"That chap is such a Jowitt. Firstly he sent his butler to in his Roller to spit on me and then he got upset when I called him a Commander. He gave me the BOTJ speech again! What a... McNugget"

Jowitt by takerdemon July 17, 2009

JOITT 

JOITT = Jerk Off In The Toilet

Troy (from Sirius/XM's Virus channel) has to JOITT before sleeping in the same bed as his ex girlfriend (to not succumb to her bouts of vulnerability).

JOITT by NONo443 from AZ May 9, 2010

jovitta 

kind funny and a pure girl she loves goofing around show them spme love <3

jovitta is bootiful

jovitta by vanilla3mpire November 24, 2020

Jewitt 

a rare species consisting of irregularly slow brain activity and clown-like resemblence

come on and just jewitt!

Jewitt by Assman49 March 10, 2009

Jowett 

A driven person willing to do whatever it takes to reach his goal, mainly to be successful, to prove the people who put their faith in him were right to do so. A person who is loyal to those who stand by him. Responsible and strong sense of justice.

You're totally jowett.

Jowett by TheTruthBehindEverythingYouCar March 6, 2018

Jowita

Jowita is the most sexy and beautiful woman. She is also dangerous and evil for people she do not like. Jowita is a funny person, mostly have a dark humor.

I like Jowita a lot but she scares me.

Jowita by JangleB December 17, 2021

Jewitt 

The absolute love of my life...the type of person that gives you a once in a lifetime feeling. The type of person that you would do anything to have back in your life once he’s gone. A crazy individual with a heart of gold. His personality is exciting and draws you in.....he’s smart but down to earth. Funny as hell, you cannot help but love a jewitt..... you’ll miss them forever

Man, I wish I loved like jewitt.

Jewitt by Jayjay8787 April 14, 2020