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Often used to refer to a crusty strotum. Can also mean gay or faggot
Ow my joobag is itchy
Joobag by John Mc Laughlin February 21, 2009
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Another word for a condom.
"Here love throw that jobag on me, I'm gonna fire it up your hoop tonight."
jobag by AngryCabbage February 26, 2008

hooba jooba 

A term used to express suprise or shock. Can be synonym for Another term for "Holy cow!" or "Holy shit!" Taken from vgcats.com.
"Hooba jooba you scared the crap out of me!"
hooba jooba by Worm April 14, 2005
Shoes, boots, or anything else that a person would wear on their feet.
Dude 1: I got my Jootbags all wet!
Dude 2: It will soak right to your socks. That sucks, you should get new Jootbags.
Jootbags by PPPAAA October 25, 2009

Hoobally Joobally 

We made some Hoobally Joobally today.
Hoobally Joobally by D_Harv August 12, 2016

Joobaloos 

Generic term for any kind of pants.
Q:"Yo Tony, how you rock your joobaloos?"
A:"I low ride 'em dog!"
Joobaloos by Eric Novinsky January 22, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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