John Dough

A man who is really loaded, aka Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Dough Boy, Pillsbury. Opposite of Owen Cash.

THUGLY: Why are we following this guy?

MUGLY: We're gonna rob him.

THUGLY: What, is he Johnny Paycheck?

MUGLY: No, he aint some guy who just got paid, in fact, he doesn't even have a job.

THUGLY: So, why would we try to rob some Owen Cash guy?

MUGLY: Because he aint no "Owen Cash", he's "John Dough" -- he's filthy rich. We're gonna jump him, take him to the ATM, and rob him.

John Dough walks to his car. Thugly & Mugly jump out to attack. Floodlights turn on, BullMastiffs come running, and John Dough WresponKiBo's the two idiots. Soon the BullMastiffs have their mouths over the assailants faces, and two armed bodyguards show up.

BG #1: Should I call the police, sir?

John Dough: (holds up cell phone) I already did William.

John Dough by Mugly Majors November 22, 2006

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John Dough (John Dough Brand)

John Dough is premium apparel and accessories company founded December 10, 2000. When Dough Dynasty Enterprises founder, Donney Sincere McMullin, discovered entrepreneurship in his mid teens- it was love at first sight! With fashion being a strong secondary love-affair of the entrepreneur, combinding the two is the best of both worlds. This set the tone and direction for the brand created in 2000, John Dough. The idea behind the name is financially successful entrepreneurship lifestyle.

Never wanting to limit the potential for greatness of the idea, he decides to create Dough Dynasty enterprises,llc to expand the concept to Brand Dough that consist of not only John Dough but Jane Dough and Baby Dough.

Description About Brand Dough

A division of Dough Dynasty Enterprises, LLC, Brand Dough is a premium brand of apparel and accessories inspired by the lifestyle of entrepreneurship.

The Mission of Brand Dough is to provide high quality Products that are durable and functional in a innovative and creative way through out the world. Products Apparel and accessories bearing the trademark of the dollar sign donning a crown represents Global Go-Getter Goods for the Hustler Lifestyle.

John Dough (John Dough Brand) is Global Go-Getter Goods for the International Paperchaser.

John Dough (John Dough Brand) by Donney Flamingo November 6, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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