Joe Ligma

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a GOD TIER SPELL that causes insta-death to whoever it's used on
Gamer: who's Joe Ligma?
Chad: I don't know?
Gamer: JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS!!!
Chad:NOOOOOO---!!
*Fucking head explodes*

ChodeMaster: HAve you heard of Joe Ligma?
Joesph: Who's Joe Ligma?

Joe Ligma by AKBARNIBBA November 22, 2019

Did you hear Joe got Ligma?

The ultimate power move. Immune to all counterattacks, including but not limited to: No U, Uno reverse card, etc.

Me: Did you hear Joe got Ligma?
Your Mom: Joe who?
Me: LIgma balls BITCH

Did you hear Joe got Ligma? by don't ask who joe is September 16, 2019

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When Joe has ligma

"Dude Joe has ligma. What! Ligma balls on your face

When Joe has ligma he wants to lick balls

When Joe has ligma by Imhim432 July 31, 2023

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joe has updog ligma

the best pro gamer move ever

someone: joe has updog ligma!!!!
some guy: who's joe? what's ligma? what's updog?
someone: joe mama, ligma balls, nothin' much.

joe has updog ligma by BenSav March 26, 2021

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Joe mama got ligma balls

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

Joe mama got ligma balls by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019

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joe died of ligma

joe died of ligma is a trap

if u ask who is joe then hes gonna say joe mama
if u ask what ligma is then hes gonna say ligma balls

Guy1: it's so sad that Joe died of ligma
Guy2: ...

joe died of ligma by Tsunami.jpg December 14, 2021

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What's Joe? Who's Ligma?

Joe my balls! Ligma Mama

P1: Did you know Joe got Ligma?
P2: No! What's Joe? Who's Ligma?
P1: Ligma Mama! Joe my balls!

What's Joe? Who's Ligma? by JoeMama4206921 February 4, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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