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Handsome and kind.is open with partnership and relationships. Loves with his heart all the time and shows how a girl should be treated.
Jocivus is amazing
Jocivus by Real#girl November 15, 2018
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joccin • Jocci • joccilyn • Joccing • Jockin • jocking • jocie • joci • jockies • Jacci
He is perfect and the most kind of men in every way. Handsome in every shape and form and wil treat you like a queen, open of most things.
Jocivus is so handsome
jocivus by Real#girl November 14, 2018
A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
Jockism by En frälsare February 3, 2021
the weirdest person that ever lived. often watches porn, and has yellow fever
jose: hey weirdo!!
jeccika:que?
jeccika by woowooo January 3, 2009
The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins.

There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.

The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.
Is your sister ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?

- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!
Jockism by JockiLover69 March 1, 2021
Jocie is an amazing girl. She is smart funny and a little obnoxious. She is shy at first but when you get to know her you would have to be a fool to let her go. Jocie is gorgeous with a great body and amazing eyes. Everyone wants to be her and any guy would be crazy to not want to be her boyfriend. She is also the greatest friend you could ask for. She is caring and will never let you down.
"I wish I could be more like Jocie"

"Did u see Jocie today she was looking hot"
jocie by doglove2009 March 21, 2014
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