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Handsome and kind.is open with partnership and relationships. Loves with his heart all the time and shows how a girl should be treated.
Jocivus is amazing
Jocivus by Real#girl November 15, 2018
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joccin • Jocci • joccilyn • Joccing • Jockin • jocking • jocie • joci • jockies • Jacci
He is perfect and the most kind of men in every way. Handsome in every shape and form and wil treat you like a queen, open of most things.
Jocivus is so handsome
jocivus by Real#girl November 14, 2018
A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
Jockism by En frälsare February 3, 2021
the weirdest person that ever lived. often watches porn, and has yellow fever
jose: hey weirdo!!
jeccika:que?
jeccika by woowooo January 3, 2009
The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins.

There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.

The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.
Is your sister ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?

- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!
Jockism by JockiLover69 March 1, 2021
Jocie is an amazing girl. She is smart funny and a little obnoxious. She is shy at first but when you get to know her you would have to be a fool to let her go. Jocie is gorgeous with a great body and amazing eyes. Everyone wants to be her and any guy would be crazy to not want to be her boyfriend. She is also the greatest friend you could ask for. She is caring and will never let you down.
"I wish I could be more like Jocie"

"Did u see Jocie today she was looking hot"
jocie by doglove2009 March 21, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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