Jizzy Dizzy 

The act of cumming so hard that one becomes dizzy

John: "dude, I came so hard that I got really jizzy dizzy and light headed"

Jake: "DUDE! What the fuck, I didnt' want to know that!"

Jizzy Dizzy by blink543 March 20, 2010

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:

1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed

Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.

Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

dizzy jizzy 

The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.

My roommate was out of town so I covered his room with spooge by doing a dizzy jizzy

dizzy jizzy by jeffwards617 December 10, 2009

Dizzy Jizzy 

When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.

Friend: what is that in your hair?
Me: probably some cum...just had a dizzy jizzy.

Dizzy Jizzy by For Pump October 21, 2018

Dizzy jizzy 

A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.

Bro do not come near me with that dizzy jizzy shit!

Dizzy jizzy by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018