Jizznami

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it, refer to tsunami.

MJ: Yo, last night was fucking insane!!! I wacked off to this vid of Dolly Parton boning Hilary Clinton with a giant pink dildo...I had a giant jizznami fucking rip through my house and drown my cat.

Blaze: That's fucked up dude. You're gonna make me barfnami.

by the.original.scuz.pug September 18, 2011

Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

jizzgamic

Adj. -- Used to describe something so amazing that it induces a feeling of ejaculation.

Guy 1: Bro, do you remember last night when we got high and went to Jack in the Box?

Guy: Ya man, those tacos were jizzgamic

by themasterofjizz April 30, 2010

jizznasium

Masturbation booths inside of dirty strip clubs.

That dirty stripper got me so hot I had to rub one out in the jizznasium.

by dirty hubblo May 3, 2009

jizzamin

Jessamin green

You know that girl jizzamin? That's how ya baby mama.

by Bigdaddykhane April 23, 2018

Jizzlamic

Jizzlamic is a super cool kid who gets lots of money and hoes

Wow jizzlamics cock is huge!

by Caitlyn Jones June 17, 2021

jizznasium

1. A gym or health club well known for it's hook up potential. 2. Slang for the bedroom especially after a strenuous/wild sex session.

1. I'm going to workout at the jizznasium. I hooked up with two gym bunnies there last week! 2. C'mon baby lets go into the jizznasium so I can work out on your hoo hah.

by barondirksterbarondirk August 16, 2016