Guy 1: Hey, I heard you fucked Teresa last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.
by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 21, 2018
Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
by Chris Searle December 8, 2007