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jimmy smits 

An interjection yelled after someone says the word "switch." Origin: When the movie "Switch" came out, Jimmy Smits had it written into his contract that the advertising for said movie had to list his name directly after the title--not "starring Jimmy Smits" or "with Jimmy Smits" just "Jimmy Smits." The end result was that all the commercials had this line in them:

"...Coming soon to a theater near you, it's 'Switch' jimmysmits."
"Turn off the light switch!"
"jimmysmits!"
jimmy smits by Crow T. Robot September 9, 2004

Jimmy Smits 

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."
Jimmy Smits by Maltrevenius July 1, 2008

Jimmy two Shits 

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.
Jimmy two Shits by Chris Searle January 3, 2008

JimmySpits 

Jimmy' spits in peoples mouths when he speaks!!!!
Earnestly JimmySpits