Basically, GOD. A totally cute, sweet and fun to hang out with guy who really is normal. And for all of those ou there who do not agree, it's probs because they are deaf, blind and stupid.
Did you see that guy? He was soo cute!
Yeah, that was Jesse McCartney
by jessemccartneygirl January 12, 2010
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A big bag of fail and piss mixed together with a long stick of shit.
Jesse McCartney sucks balls.
by True Facts December 27, 2007
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A shitty fag that should die, he plays horrible music fit for pathetic High School girls, that don't realize how womanly he is. He has no balls and should be head butted in the ovaries.
Jesse McCartney is like Aaron Carter's faggy ass.
by Kickass Brandon Smith September 9, 2006
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an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.
girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.
by blue_orchid August 7, 2006
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A singer/actor/ex-boyband member of Dream Street who sings like a chipmunk and still manages to be unbelievably popular. Rather lame when he sings, but is o-kay in Summerland, a newer show on The WB, that focuses, basically, on his character Bradin.
If I hear Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" or "She's No You" I'm going to hurt someone.
by Kiss_of_Death July 26, 2005
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He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.
umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!
by CoRzA April 5, 2005
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#1 super talented

#2 ex-member of the boy band dream street

#3 mostly liked because of his looks, which is f`king wrong, because *points to #1* . he is more than that .

#4 sweet, blonde kid from new york

#5 bradin from summerland

#6 shure .. he`s sexy .
jesse mccartney is a kid i wouldn`t mind f`king .
by y0ur sweet time ;] February 5, 2005
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