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jerkster 

a person who used to be your best friend for a really long time. and then turned into a mean backstabbing friend who treats you like crap. only you might have trusted them with your secrets and feelings which gives them something to use against you, because they know you and what are your dreams goals and fears. they use these against you.
Paul used to be our best friend before he turned into a jerkster.

Hey, Jenny remember our ex best friend Lilia?
Yeah she has turned into a jerkster.
jerkster by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010

jerkstore 

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
jerkstore by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

Jerksterbate 

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
Jerksterbate by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

jerkstore 

background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."
Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.
jerkstore by richie! November 15, 2004

Jerkservative 

A conservative individual or organisation (especially a rude one) who attacks non-conservatives over various reasons including not being a conservative, writing from a non-conservative perspective or merely opposing conservatives.
Jerkservative news sources like India’s OpIndia have attacked various non-conservative individuals organisations, including Wikipedia.
Jerkservative by XYZian June 8, 2020
Jekkster is the name for those of supreme omnipotence. They typically tend to laze around, as they enjoy living peaceful and humble lives..mostly to chuckle at human ignorance. While they can change reality in any way they want, they love to feel pain and misery, as it's something they grew up with. The most comprehensive way to explain him is "God" to human beings, but in reality, is something much greater.
In short, Jekksters are the best, most perfect beings in existence. They also have quite hugh mungous penises.
"Hey, that Jekkster guy sure is awesome."
Jekkster by The Mumen Rider November 19, 2016