Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

by Bondz January 13, 2010