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Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.
Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.
by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A.k.a. J-Blow. A nickname for the worldwide-famous singer, actress and model Jennifer Lopez, because of her ability to give really nice blowjobs.
Random guy 1: Hey dude, I've just seen a video of Jennifer Blowpez. She really knows how to give head!
Random guy 2: OMG... I'd love to have my dick sucked by her, too!
by youtube sucks November 24, 2020
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