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A god-like creature reigning from South-Eastern Norway. Said to live in a giant hall made of stone where huge parties are held every night. According to legend Jastle is the god of pussy and alcohol, and there is not a room in his home that hasn't got a personal dancer in it. From time to time Jastle has been known to venture to the outside world, however this is a dangerous practice, not a single woman in the world can resist his masculinity and charm. If Jastle is seen be a woman, she will fall in love isntantly and be unable to resist him for the rest of her life.

What's that group of 298,193 girls doing over there?"-"I don't know, but I think Jastle is mowing the lawn topless again.

Jastle by MrsJastle December 1, 2010

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justle

verb) when a man's testicles are fondled during anal sex

Chris, Louie, Blake, Thom, Gerard, and Craig justled each other in the sex train

justle by memory's shadow January 22, 2012

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Jaslene

Jaslene is the best person you'll ever meet.why?because...
- she will always have your back
-cheer you up
- she's funny
-beautiful and encouraging
-wonderful
-amazing

So if you have a jaslene like this in your life you are a very lucky person

Jaslene is a very bright girl.

Jaslene by Urmomsmygf April 22, 2019

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jastreboff

When a guy fills a girl's ass with sperm and piss, and she farts it back onto his dick.

Man sex last night was awesome until she jastreboffed back on my dick

jastreboff by threefirefour February 20, 2018

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jostlefoxing

Insertion of a penis into a leprosy sore.

Jostlefoxing fetish porn! *Now with unwashed lepers!

jostlefoxing by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009

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Jaslene

Jaslene is shy and beautiful. But when u get to know her she is AWESOME! She has a lot of friends and she is the most and only rare person

And if you find a Jaslene you have to be friends with her and you’ll be lucky

Jaslene by Knowable September 27, 2018

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jasleen

jasleen is a confusing girl. she’s beautiful sometimes and sometimes she’s crazy. she’s been through a lot a truly deserves the world. her mindset is full of thoughts of what not!

jasleen is such an amazing friend.

jasleen by jassu April 4, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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