Jastle
A god-like creature reigning from South-Eastern Norway. Said to live in a giant hall made of stone where huge parties are held every night. According to legend Jastle is the god of pussy and alcohol, and there is not a room in his home that hasn't got a personal dancer in it. From time to time Jastle has been known to venture to the outside world, however this is a dangerous practice, not a single woman in the world can resist his masculinity and charm. If Jastle is seen be a woman, she will fall in love isntantly and be unable to resist him for the rest of her life.
What's that group of 298,193 girls doing over there?"-"I don't know, but I think Jastle is mowing the lawn topless again.
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