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A god-like creature reigning from South-Eastern Norway. Said to live in a giant hall made of stone where huge parties are held every night. According to legend Jastle is the god of pussy and alcohol, and there is not a room in his home that hasn't got a personal dancer in it. From time to time Jastle has been known to venture to the outside world, however this is a dangerous practice, not a single woman in the world can resist his masculinity and charm. If Jastle is seen be a woman, she will fall in love isntantly and be unable to resist him for the rest of her life.
What's that group of 298,193 girls doing over there?"-"I don't know, but I think Jastle is mowing the lawn topless again.
Jastle by MrsJastle December 1, 2010
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verb) when a man's testicles are fondled during anal sex
Chris, Louie, Blake, Thom, Gerard, and Craig justled each other in the sex train
justle by memory's shadow January 22, 2012
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Jastle • jasleen • Jaslene • Jashley • jostle • Jaslee • Jaslen • jastej • Jostler • Justley
Jaslene is the best person you'll ever meet.why?because...
- she will always have your back
-cheer you up
- she's funny
-beautiful and encouraging
-wonderful
-amazing

So if you have a jaslene like this in your life you are a very lucky person
Jaslene is a very bright girl.
Jaslene by Urmomsmygf April 22, 2019

jastreboff 

When a guy fills a girl's ass with sperm and piss, and she farts it back onto his dick.
Man sex last night was awesome until she jastreboffed back on my dick
jastreboff by threefirefour February 20, 2018

jostlefoxing 

Insertion of a penis into a leprosy sore.
Jostlefoxing fetish porn! *Now with unwashed lepers!
jostlefoxing by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009
Jaslene is shy and beautiful. But when u get to know her she is AWESOME! She has a lot of friends and she is the most and only rare person
And if you find a Jaslene you have to be friends with her and you’ll be lucky
Jaslene by Knowable September 27, 2018
jasleen is a confusing girl. she’s beautiful sometimes and sometimes she’s crazy. she’s been through a lot a truly deserves the world. her mindset is full of thoughts of what not!
jasleen is such an amazing friend.
jasleen by jassu April 4, 2020
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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