NATIONAL NUGGET DAY
if you dont want to go underground for national nugget day then make a fort and nuggets (any nuggets doesnt need to be chicken) and you bring friends over to eat nuggets and watch anime
January 17th is nation nugget day where you dress as a nugget and go underground with a bunch of friends
This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.
Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.