January 17th is National Short
People Day!
Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made
fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made
fun of.
Person: Hey
dude it's
January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short
People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.