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ERASED and REDACTED unknowingly creating an anarchism powered economy, enticing both student and teacher in buying their own merchandise that was turned into JPhones, resulting in ERASED and REDACTED not losing a single penny, but gaining nothing but the utmost respect, attention and praise.

These two entrepreneurs not too shortly after became known as the company you know and love today, Jalf Inc™️

From the ages of being 7, they rise to ERASED and are closer than ever to being able to take over the world with the simplest of manipulation. Money is no boundary, authority is no boundary.

There only boundary is humanity itself, and humanity is what they will fix.

Whether you're with Jalf Inc™️ or not, you simply do not have a choice.

It'll be sooner than you come to realise that you are blessed with the job of a lifetime, no matter the age.

Jalf™️, It's the Juture.
In 2015

"Hey guys, did I miss anything?"

"Well, there was a broadcast just now, it was wild. I don't know what to think about it, I can't tell if it's a drill or not."

"A broadcast?"

"Yeah, something about Jalf becoming the owners of all multibillionaire companies like Amazon, Tesla and whatnot."

"What a joke..."

The rest is history.
by Jalf Inc April 11, 2022
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Jalf

Joe: Hey, do you work for Jalf?
Mama: No..?
REDACTED: REDACTED
by ItsJalf December 5, 2021
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Jalf

Used as an insult. The word is internet slang for "A Jew and a Half".
POPER101: You all suck
MacDiiddy: Shut up, You Jalf.
POPER101: Oh...thats right i forgot, my bad i'll go back to being a jalf...
by MacDiiddy April 9, 2005
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Jalfrezi

A racial slur for a handicapped, peg-legged, aggressive Indian boy.
Look at that Jalfrezi over there, he is trying to spell his name.
by Jalfrezi February 22, 2011
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Jalfrezi

The Leicester slang for the situation where you clean or decorate a floor (with tiling or other) and manage to do so in a way that you're left in a single dirty corner.

not to be confused with the Jalfreze, a large cumbersome canine of the scottish moors.
I.E
upon cleaning a kitchen floor, to be left at the side with a small pile of crap
"can't believe i didn't notice i was doing a Jalfrezi"
by Kieren Scott June 12, 2008
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Chicken Jalfrezi

Crazy. (in rhyming slang - made up by me, not an original Cockney one!)
Wow that party was totally Chicken Jalfrezi!
by FraggleLocks March 25, 2010
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Jalfon

That guys a Jalfon
by timotharenaga August 4, 2008
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