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ERASED and REDACTED unknowingly creating an anarchism powered economy, enticing both student and teacher in buying their own merchandise that was turned into JPhones, resulting in ERASED and REDACTED not losing a single penny, but gaining nothing but the utmost respect, attention and praise.

These two entrepreneurs not too shortly after became known as the company you know and love today, Jalf Inc™️

From the ages of being 7, they rise to ERASED and are closer than ever to being able to take over the world with the simplest of manipulation. Money is no boundary, authority is no boundary.

There only boundary is humanity itself, and humanity is what they will fix.

Whether you're with Jalf Inc™️ or not, you simply do not have a choice.

It'll be sooner than you come to realise that you are blessed with the job of a lifetime, no matter the age.

Jalf™️, It's the Juture.

In 2015

"Hey guys, did I miss anything?"

"Well, there was a broadcast just now, it was wild. I don't know what to think about it, I can't tell if it's a drill or not."

"A broadcast?"

"Yeah, something about Jalf becoming the owners of all multibillionaire companies like Amazon, Tesla and whatnot."

"What a joke..."

The rest is history.

Jalf by Jalf Inc April 11, 2022

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Jalf

A really nice company!

Joe: Hey, do you work for Jalf?
Mama: No..?
REDACTED: REDACTED

Jalf by ItsJalf December 5, 2021

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Jalf

Used as an insult. The word is internet slang for "A Jew and a Half".

POPER101: You all suck
MacDiiddy: Shut up, You Jalf.
POPER101: Oh...thats right i forgot, my bad i'll go back to being a jalf...

Jalf by MacDiiddy April 9, 2005

Jalfrezi

A racial slur for a handicapped, peg-legged, aggressive Indian boy.

Look at that Jalfrezi over there, he is trying to spell his name.

Jalfrezi by Jalfrezi February 22, 2011

Jalfrezi

The Leicester slang for the situation where you clean or decorate a floor (with tiling or other) and manage to do so in a way that you're left in a single dirty corner.

not to be confused with the Jalfreze, a large cumbersome canine of the scottish moors.

I.E
upon cleaning a kitchen floor, to be left at the side with a small pile of crap
"can't believe i didn't notice i was doing a Jalfrezi"

Jalfrezi by Kieren Scott June 12, 2008

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Chicken Jalfrezi

Crazy. (in rhyming slang - made up by me, not an original Cockney one!)

Wow that party was totally Chicken Jalfrezi!

Chicken Jalfrezi by FraggleLocks March 25, 2010

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Jalfon

A really fat man

That guys a Jalfon

Jalfon by timotharenaga August 4, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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