Jade Dragon

A sexual position in which, when having sex with a partner doggystyle, you jackhammer the receiver so hard her head breaks a window, lamp, or other breakable object.

"I was having sex with my boyfriend and he gave me a Jade Dragon. He's coming over to fix my window tomorrow."

Jade Dragon by d Kohls August 16, 2008

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jade dragon

1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable

"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."

"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."

"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."

jade dragon by Doctor Abraham Lincoln December 6, 2013

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jade dragon

1. a very painful form of diarrhea, called jade because it is green in color
2. very unpleasant, pain, smelly diarrhea or feces, usually green or at the very least an odd shade of feces
3. a revolting bowl movement in general
4. painful feces one acquires after eating bad foreign food

"Let's never eat in that one Chinese restaurant again. I got home and covered the inside of my toilet with jade dragon."

crap diarrhea shit jade dragon

jade dragon by ReallyBigFist December 28, 2013

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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