Jackoffphilia
1. The continuing habit of jerking/jacking off until you have 1 sperm left that you will save for when you are stranded in the middle of the ocean (for protein).
2. Professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.
2. Professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.
- "Jack is such a Jackoffphile, My uncle works in facebook and he says Jack has my timeline as his homepage" - Emily
- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatballs and widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5 Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.
- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"
- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatballs and widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5 Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.
- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"
Jackoffphilia by Masturphile July 9, 2016
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