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Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.
Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.
Jacketing off by Chocodiles August 17, 2012
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jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

Jacking Off

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner
I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.

jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation
I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.
jacking off by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009

jacking off

jacking off by baby November 5, 2003

Jacking off

Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum
I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho
Jacking off by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

jacking off

Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.
Jacking off is typical amongst most people.
jacking off by Bizzle4Shizzle October 29, 2005
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