jack's dick

A usually large dick more than 10 inches long and 2 inches wide.

jack's dick is huge! he pounded me with it for an hour last night!

by Whiteboi6969 December 17, 2016

Jack Dick

When a male drinks so much alcohol, he can't get it up.

He had so much to drink at the bar, when he finally got the girl home he had Jack Dick and couldn't perform.

by rhinoguy September 11, 2005

Jack's DICK

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts

Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.

by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017

Dick Jack

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

by Professional Scold June 29, 2008

jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

Jack loves dick

Jack sucked my brothers cock last night

Jack loves dick so much

by Jacklikesdicksomuch December 19, 2021