Jabbamuffin

An incredibly lazy person who spends far too much time on video games or the internet for their own good.

A typical Jabbamuffin would happily scrape through life as a gold farmer, rather than get a real job.

Most definitely experiences multiple mmorpgasms in his or her lifespan (which is probably equal to around 25 years; at a push).

"Jimmy, get off that computer. I don't want you to become a Jabbamuffin!"

by Jabbamuffin April 12, 2009

Jagamuffin

A Person that relies on other people for Cigiarrets, because they are unwilling to buy there own.

Man 1 says "Give me a smoke, I'm not going to buy myown, what do you think I am?, you know I'm a jagamuffin!"

Man 2 says "Get the fock odde here you jagamuffin"

by Ras5liver February 2, 2009