Jabbamuffin

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An incredibly lazy person who spends far too much time on video games or the internet for their own good.

A typical Jabbamuffin would happily scrape through life as a gold farmer, rather than get a real job.

Most definitely experiences multiple mmorpgasms in his or her lifespan (which is probably equal to around 25 years; at a push).

"Jimmy, get off that computer. I don't want you to become a Jabbamuffin!"

Jabbamuffin by Jabbamuffin April 12, 2009

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Jagamuffin

A Person that relies on other people for Cigiarrets, because they are unwilling to buy there own.

Man 1 says "Give me a smoke, I'm not going to buy myown, what do you think I am?, you know I'm a jagamuffin!"

Man 2 says "Get the fock odde here you jagamuffin"

Jagamuffin by Ras5liver February 2, 2009

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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