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Jabawonki 

The most disgusting bitch in the world. This girl may think she is hot shit because she can drink, smoke, and do whatever, yet is considered a dirtbag living on drama. She may also have a larger than normal beer belly, and wear clothes not suitable for said body. BEWARE OF THE JABAWONKI !
Guy 1: That chick seems chill, look at her chug that bud!

Girl 1: Take your beer goggles off, Jim.

Girl 2: Yeah, she is a total Jabawonki.
Jabawonki by shithappens2blyfe January 2, 2012
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Jabawockeez 

A dance crew thats repping the West Coast competing on the new reality show by a current American Idol judge, Randy Jackson. The show America's Best Dance Crew on MTV is a show when dance crews from all over America compete. The Jabawockeez are one of the best crews in the whole show with all asian guys and maybe a mixed nationality black guy, i THINK. Im not all that sure.
Did you watch the Jabawockeez on America's Best Dance Crew last Thursday?! Damn, they never got any negative coments from JC, Shane, or Lil Mama! They actually have a chance winning, that is in my opinion. Jabawockeez are hella raw. I LOVE YOU JABAWOCKEEZ! REP THE WEST!

Jabbawocking

Giving a physical form to music.
Dude, that was pure jabbawocking.
Jabbawocking by Watchingblind May 21, 2010

jabbawockies

Verb
1. to rhythmical dance with a group of your closest friends.

Noun
2. A hip-hop dance group out of Cali.
jabbawockies by Atul Nair April 11, 2008

Jabbawookie 

A legendary twitch streamer who is really cool and gets load and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of views
Person #1: Hey did you watch the Jabbawookie stream yesterday
Person #2: Yh he’s so funny and hot and cool and handsome and entertaining and hilarious and awesome and a chad and a legend and the best streamer of all time
Person #1: Yeah I know right he’s so cool I’m glad you understand
Jabbawookie by C0NVERSE October 19, 2022

Jabbawanking

The process in which a human being of the male gender can successfully carry on a conversation, all while obtaining pleasurable masturbation.
1. Nospat Jack - So baby, what'd you do today...*oooh*
Cas - Oh I went shopping and...EW are you jabbawanking!?
Nospat Jack - Haha um?.. *HOOO*

2. Aaron - Hey man, what'd you do last night?
Rob - Dude, I totally jabbawanked it!
Jabbawanking by Jeann March 12, 2008

jabbawockies

to rhythmical dance with a group of your closest friends.

A hip-hop dance group out of Cali.
They are totally Jabbawockies!
jabbawockies by Atul Nair March 28, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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