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Joysucker 

People who go out of their way to make any pleasant experience an unpleasant one with judgmental comments. VERY common in comment sections everywhere online.

While some may incorrectly refer to them as {Trolls}, Joysuckers are not malicious. They are more like a {Buzzkill}, only more proactive.

Joysuckers truly believe they're doing good and trying to make the world a better place. What they don't realize is they make everyone unhappy. Joysuckers have pretty much ruined political correctness.
I was just enjoying an ice cream cone, then Ethan came over and started lecturing me. He went on and on about what dairy does to the body and how cows are abused for the milk they produce to make my ice cream. What a JOYSUCKER.
Joysucker by owu497 January 14, 2015
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Joysuckers 

Shadowy figures that have slowly become more and more visible in your life. Slowly creeping out from the darkness and showing their true colours. They may disguise themselves as friends, as loved-ones, as healers and most of the time they are haters and cyber-bullies. In reality they are enemies and soul stealers. Revelling in your failures with a smile on their two faces. Yet without them, we may never learn to truly believe in ourselves and our abilities. They test us and we learn to succeed. Eventually gaining the ability to call them out.

Joysuckers.... Love to hate them, hate to love them!
Joysuckers try to suck the joy right out of you.

There are many joysuckers on the net such as jdsonic who tries to suck the joy right out of people.
Joysuckers by LolitaRosalita June 11, 2011
Related Words

Jocksucker 

Another word for "cheerleader"
Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
Jocksucker by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

joysucking 

The act of sucking joy out of an experience.
"Some people don't know how to live without complaining - basically joysucking everywhere they go."
joysucking by TheSarahJ October 24, 2007

Jesucker 

A person who would rather believe ancient stories about a virgin birth, a savior, & a son of a god, rather than modern testable science
Contrary to what Jesuckers believe, virgin births don't happen & an all powerful god doesn't need a son to fix his mistakes
Jesucker by W8ing 2 Di June 27, 2021
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