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JK Rowling On the Floor Laughing. What is written when you are joking about liking something in Harry Potter. Synonymous with just kidding, but solely for Harry Potter.

Roger: Hey did you like Prisoner of Azkaban?
Lawrence: Yes it was my favourite!
Roger: Really????
Lawrence: No! JKROFL!

JKROFL by mugglemater December 26, 2011

Words you can keep

Jkroflmao

1.) Short for, "Just kidding rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off", usually expressed in good humor.
2.) A combination of jk, rofl, and lmao.
3.) An alternative to jk, rofl, lmao or any combination of the three.

patient: How long do I have left to live?
doctor: Two weeks.
patient: ZOMFG!
doctor: Jkroflmao! You are fine.

Jkroflmao by *G-Warrior 3 Clan™ March 4, 2009

JKRowling

Noun. When you keep adding facts on your social media account and interviews, to the media you created.
When you keep throwing Word Of God facts that you were too much of a coward to include in your actual creations.
When you keep giving the fans facts they either didn't ask for or don't want nor care about.
When you give people "representation" that you know will never be official, because you DIDN'T PUT THAT IN YOUR BOOKS!

Louis: Hey, did you watch the latest interview the people from VLD did?
Peter: Nope. I'm not into watching them JKRowling even more the series...

JKRowling by Ladymorgaine76 March 2, 2020

jkrowling

what you say when you are just kidding and want to acknowledge the amazingness of harry potter.

1: yeah and then I'd totally do your mom
2: dudde.....
1: jkrowling.

jkrowling by b.prinz December 30, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026